The irony of summer breaks:
All through the academic year, I can’t get my mind off the summer vacations. Then, once the holidays roll around, I can’t WAIT for school to reopen.
I’m not sure what’s wrong with me, but I know SOMETHING is. And I’m pretty certain it’s not genetic… [Which is the lame excuse I use whenever someone points out a mistake in my otherwise-flawless being; “Taylor, you can match clothes for NUTS. I’m sure that spending all your pocket money on a stylist would do more good than harm,” “It’s genetic,” or “Hey, a PB & J sandwich is THREE dollars, not TWO!!” “It’s in the genes, dude, it’s in the genes…”]
Reason #1 why you should never put your head into a lions mouth: What are you, stupid??
Just read this diary entry from beginning to end. I have no idea who wrote it, but it definitely isn’t me.