Miami, Morning of THE Competition
WHY HASN’T IT STARTED YET??????????
According to the schedule, it should have begun TWO HOURS ago. Some jerk just sashayed [hey, brotha, sashaying is SO a girl thing!!] on stage and apologized for the delay sue to “Technical Difficulties.” Yeah, RIGHT!!
EVERYONE knows that “Technical Difficulties” is code for “We are aware that you guys have a right to know what’s ACTUALLY going on here, which is in no way a technical problem but it is rather a difficulty, but we can’t tell you what’s happening because we are immature FREAKS and PEACE OUT!!”
Oh-oh. Looks like they’re FINALLY beginning. And my tummy-situation is NOT looking good…