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This is… this is CRAZY. CRAZY and RIDICULOUS!!! You know what?? It’s RIDICULOUSLY CRAZY!! Yes, that’s what it is. They have increased the price of Galaxy chocolate bars!! By THREE dollars!!!!
I will soon go broke. I just KNOW it. I have come to depend on a daily dose of chocolate [ESPECIALLY Galaxy bars] like a normal human depends on oxygen. It has turned from a liking to a necessity to a… a way of life! [Well said, bucko!]
Damn these big companies! All they REALLY ever do is make life more and more miserable for us tiny ones. I am SO going to write a long letter to Galaxy Inc. [or whatever it is called]. That will teach them!